So people keep asking me what I think about the princes and… okay, nobody asked me. But still, I’ll tell you what I think about our lovely bachelors.
Lambert: He’s an ass. I mean, I know he’s royalty, but that doesn’t give him the right to treat the protagonist like trash. His Side Stories are ridiculously cute, but then again, he is Lambert, the guy who treated bad our little Izumi (that’s the name I chose for her), insulting her and making her feel worthless everytime they crossed paths.
Chezem: I don’t have any complain, I think. He’s really perfect. It felt a little tedious at first, but because he was warming up to Izumi. He’s really lovely. And even if he’s “perfect”, he’s not my favorite. In fact, he bores me.
Nagit: Uhmmm… I know a lot of girls like the shota. Unfortunately, I’m not one of them. I don’t hate Nagit, it’s just that… I felt a little uncomfortable with him. Not because of age (but I prefer older men), it’s just that… he looks kinda androgynous (to me, at least) and I had a hard time keeping up with his teenage whims (now I know what my boyfriend feels when I’m moody).
Alvah: Urgh… Really… What the hell, Alvah? The only thing I like about him is his name and his design. I know that they all have different personalities and that some girls like the hot, sporty guy, but he’s so… immature? Irresponsible? And his Side Stories… oh, God… they almost made me throw away my iPod. They were really so stupid…
Jun: Major Asshole. Or maybe not… He’s really dominant, and that’s good, but just in some cases. Nope, nope, nope. He tries to rape Izumi whenever they’re alone, and he treats her pretty much like Lambert does. I don’t know who’s worst…
Melchiorre: His story was good. Not as much as Chezem’s, but it was, at least, interesting. And his Bad End was so heartbreaking (he runs away from the palace). But yeah… he’s so flirty. A jerk with a heart of gold, maybe? He’s more like a “Meh, he’s okay-ish” to me.
Ivan: Excuse me while I swoon. No, really. His Main Story was almost perfect. The only problem is that, well, you know, that plot twist… But I think that he said that it was his idea just to protect King Tamir because our lovely Ivan is a loyal butler. His Side Stories? Pft, they’re the best. The problem? His wrinkles, but Photoshop can get rid of them. He’s the real prince here.